Salam semua,
Pertama sekali , terima kasih atas sokongan semua terhadap menubuhkan Mozac87 Club..... Dari idea sewaktu Mozac35 tahun di The Mines pada 1 Mei 2011 yang lalu hinggalah hari ini. Sehingga kini, dalam masa lebih kurang 2 bulan... telah banyak perkara yang dapat kita lakukan...antaranya:-
1. Kita telah bersetuju menubuhkan Mozac87 Club. Kita telah pun melantik ahli jawatan kuasa penaja untuk menggerakkan usaha ini.
2. Kita juga sudah mempunyai draf Perlembagaan Mozac87 Club . Terima kasih atas usaha Sdr Ebit yang telah bersusah payah menyediakannya tanpa meminta sebarang kos.
3. Draf Logo juga telah dibuat... beberapa option akan dibentangkan pada Reunion kelak untuk dipilih mengikut kesesuaian.
4. Blog. Al-hamdulillah , walaupun dengan kesibukan tugas harian, keluarga, kerjaya dan lain-lain usaha, blog kita juga sudah bersedia untuk dijadikan salah satu platform kita berkomunikasi. Untuk pengetahuan semua, dengan jumlah rakan yang cuma lebih kurang 100 orang, jumlah capaian adalah melebihi 2000 kali dalam masa 3 minggu setelah di beritahu kepada semua. Ini bermakna, platform ini agak baik untuk mengemaskini aktiviti kelab kita.
5. Akaun . Walaupun ada masalah disudut tatacara dan syarat , dengan usaha Sdr Acit bendahari kita, akaun telah berjaya dibuka. Sdr-sdri tidak perlu risau... setiap sumbangan ke akaun ini adalah selamat dan cuma digunakan untuk tujuan yang dibenarkan oleh draf perlembagaan kita sahaja. Akaun ini adalah akaun semasa yang memerlukan 3 orang untuk menandatangi iaitu Sdr Pengerusi, Sdr Bendahari dan Sdr Setiausaha. InsyaAllah, kami akan jaga amanah ini dengan baik. Setakat ini kita telah menerima sumbangan melebihi RM5,000 . Adalah dirayu semua untuk menambah dana ini supaya lebih banyak program yang kita boleh lakukan.
6. Borang Ahli... Ini juga usaha yang sangat penting kerana kita perlu ada database yang baik agar tujuan kita untuk menjaga kebajikan dan ukhuwah itu akan terus dapat dilakukan dengan baik... Semua data adalah sulit dan akan dijaga dengan baik , InsyaAllah.
7. Program terkini...
a) Lawatan ke rumah Sdr Johari Yusof. - kita ingin menghulurkan bantuan walaupun sedikit untuk beliau.
b) Reunion - Akan dilaksanakan bulan oktober 2011
c) Derma untuk anak yatim... akan dilakukan bulan ramadan kelak.
Setiausaha Penaja
KELAB BEKAS PELAJAR SEKOLAH MENENGAH SAINS MUZAFFAR SYAH MELAKA 87 @ MOZAC87 CLUB
Thursday, 30 June 2011
Wednesday, 29 June 2011
Info - IT
Google goes social with Facebook rival
WASHINGTON - Google, the king of Internet search but a bust on the social front, launched its rival to Facebook on Tuesday, a social networking service called Google+.
WASHINGTON - Google, the king of Internet search but a bust on the social front, launched its rival to Facebook on Tuesday, a social networking service called Google+.
"Online sharing is awkward. Even broken. And we aim to fix it," Google's senior vice president for engineering Vic Gundotra said in a blog post about the long-awaited social networking initiative from the Internet giant.
Unveiling Google+, Gundotra stressed the ability it gives users to separate online friends and family into different "Circles," or networks, and to share information only with members of a particular circle.
"We'd like to bring the nuance and richness of real-life sharing to software," he said. "We want to make Google better by including you, your relationships and your interests."
One of the criticisms of Facebook is that updates are shared with all of one's friends unless a user has gone through a relatively complicated process to create separate Facebook Groups.
"Not all relationships are created equal," Gundotra said. "So in life we share one thing with college buddies, another with parents, and almost nothing with our boss.
"The problem is that today's online services turn friendship into fast food - wrapping everyone in 'friend' paper - and sharing really suffers," he said.
Google+, located at plus.google.com, is currently being tested by a small number of people or is available by invitation only.
But Google said in a message on the site that it "won't be long before the Google+ project is ready for everyone."
Google unveiled several new tools integrated into Google+, including "Hangouts," which allows for video chatting among friends, "Mobile" for location-sharing and "Huddle" for group text messaging.
Photos and video can be uploaded and shared among Circles using a feature known as "Instant Upload," while an online sharing engine called "Sparks" delivers content from the Web into a user's feed.
Google dominates Internet search but the Mountain View, California, company has failed to make inroads on the social networking front, where Facebook has accumulated nearly 700 million users and Twitter around 200 million.
Former Google chief executive Eric Schmidt, speaking at the AllThingsD technology conference last month, took responsibility for the company missing the wave when it came to making services social, saying "I screwed up."
Google's last major foray into social networking - Google Buzz, launched in February 2010 - spawned a slew of privacy complaints and led to a slap on the wrist from the US Federal Trade Commission.
Under a settlement between the US regulator and Google announced in March, Google is required to implement a comprehensive privacy program and will be subject to independent privacy audits every two years for the next 20 years.
Google+ makes its debut as Google and Facebook wage a fierce battle over online advertising dollars and how people navigate the Internet.
Google does not send people to Facebook and vice versa, and both companies are seeking to become the chief gateway to the Internet.
In May, Facebook was left red-faced after acknowledging it had hired a prominent public relations firm to draw attention to privacy practices at Google.
Danny Sullivan, editor-in-chief of technology blog SearchEngineLand.com, said in a blog post it was "anyone's guess" as to whether Google+ would be successful.
"If you're happy using Facebook, there seems relatively little to make you want to switch over to Google Plus, at the moment," said Sullivan, who received an early glimpse of the new service from Google.
"Perhaps if there are people who want a Facebook alternative, Google's now got a core to build on for them."
-asiaone
gambar The third mozac87 club meeting
Nie Gambar Restoran yang kita orang buat mesyuarat... betul-betul sebelah menara faber, taman desa, KL
Ketua Propaganda sedang asyik dengar Bendahari nye cite...!!!! (hehehehe)
Nie giliran Pengerusi & telor kena dengar pulak ... hehehehehe
Nie gambar semua yang hadir... tak termasuk waiter, tukang masak dll... hehehehe
Pozi tengah sibuk waktu gambar-gambar nie dirakam ............. sebabnya... hehehehe takleh cite!!!
Tuesday, 28 June 2011
JUST A THOUGHT
How do you expect kids to listen to their parents? Tarzan lives half naked, Cinderella comes home at midnight, Pinocchio lies all the time, Aladdin is the King of thieves, Batman drives at 200mph, Sleeping Beauty is lazy and Snow White lives with 7 guys.. We shouldn't be surprised when kids misbehave ~ they get it from their story books.. Hehehehe
10 Easy Ways to Make Exercise a Habit
-- excerpt from WedMD
1. Do a variety of activities you enjoy
There's no rule that says you have to go to a gym or buy equipment.
Having a variety of activities (weight lifting, walking, running, tennis, cycling, aerobics classes) will ensure that you can do something regardless of the weather or time of day.
2. Commit to another person
The social aspect of the exercise is important to us. We will let ourselves off, but if we've agreed to walk with a friend after dinner, we won't let them down.
3. Make exercise a priority
It has to be non-negotiable. Do not put it off or skip it. Reschedule is acceptable.
There's another advantage to making exercise non-negotiable.
Friends and family learn that it is a part of our identity.
4. Exercise first thing in the morning
Experts agree that a morning schedule is best. Go to a gym that is located between your home and work. Exercise, take a shower, and you're energised for the day.
5. Or, exercise on your way home from work
The next best thing to exercising first thing in the morning is to do it on your way home from work. Don't go home first as there aren't a lot of people who are so motivated that after they go home and change clothes will go back out again to exercise.
6. Exercise even when you're "too tired"
Chances are, you'll feel better after exercising. It energizes us. You breathe deeply, and your body makes better use of the oxygen.
7. Log your activity
Write down the things that are important to you. It could be how much time you exercise each day, how many steps you walked, how far you ran or cycled, what you weighed, etc.
8. Be aware of all the indicators of progress
It's great when your clothes fit better and you can lift heavier weights or work out longer without getting exhausted.
There are other progress indicators, such as:
- getting a good night's sleep
- thinking more clearly
- having more energy
- realizing your muscles
- seeing your resting heart rate drop over time
- hearing your doctor congratulate you on improved cholesterol, blood pressure, bone density and blood sugars
9. Walk - with a pedometer
If you enjoy walking and haven't exercised for awhile, 10 minutes three times a day will give you 30 minutes. Use a pedometer, and work up to at least 10,000 steps a day.
Find out what your daily average is, and the next week, strive to walk 300 extra steps each day. Increase your steps each week.
10. Reward yourself
Experts say that making behavior changes is hard, and rewards motivate. So decide on a goal and a reward, and work towards it.
Finally, do whatever works for you!
1. Do a variety of activities you enjoy
There's no rule that says you have to go to a gym or buy equipment.
Having a variety of activities (weight lifting, walking, running, tennis, cycling, aerobics classes) will ensure that you can do something regardless of the weather or time of day.
2. Commit to another person
The social aspect of the exercise is important to us. We will let ourselves off, but if we've agreed to walk with a friend after dinner, we won't let them down.
3. Make exercise a priority
It has to be non-negotiable. Do not put it off or skip it. Reschedule is acceptable.
There's another advantage to making exercise non-negotiable.
Friends and family learn that it is a part of our identity.
4. Exercise first thing in the morning
Experts agree that a morning schedule is best. Go to a gym that is located between your home and work. Exercise, take a shower, and you're energised for the day.
5. Or, exercise on your way home from work
The next best thing to exercising first thing in the morning is to do it on your way home from work. Don't go home first as there aren't a lot of people who are so motivated that after they go home and change clothes will go back out again to exercise.
6. Exercise even when you're "too tired"
Chances are, you'll feel better after exercising. It energizes us. You breathe deeply, and your body makes better use of the oxygen.
7. Log your activity
Write down the things that are important to you. It could be how much time you exercise each day, how many steps you walked, how far you ran or cycled, what you weighed, etc.
8. Be aware of all the indicators of progress
It's great when your clothes fit better and you can lift heavier weights or work out longer without getting exhausted.
There are other progress indicators, such as:
- getting a good night's sleep
- thinking more clearly
- having more energy
- realizing your muscles
- seeing your resting heart rate drop over time
- hearing your doctor congratulate you on improved cholesterol, blood pressure, bone density and blood sugars
9. Walk - with a pedometer
If you enjoy walking and haven't exercised for awhile, 10 minutes three times a day will give you 30 minutes. Use a pedometer, and work up to at least 10,000 steps a day.
Find out what your daily average is, and the next week, strive to walk 300 extra steps each day. Increase your steps each week.
10. Reward yourself
Experts say that making behavior changes is hard, and rewards motivate. So decide on a goal and a reward, and work towards it.
Finally, do whatever works for you!
Cerita lama dari interview TNB
Berape hari yang lepas, satu temuduge kenaikan pangkat telah dibuat oleh salah sebuah anak syarikat TNB. Biaselah kan kalau nak naik pangkat mestilah duduk ujian bertulis dan lepas tu barulah ujian bercakap pulak (temuduga lah tu) test suarelah pulak. Dan dalam ramai-ramai yang terpilih tu ade tige kawan kite dari terengganu telah dipilih untuk di temuduge.
Kebetulan pulak tige kawan kite ni adalah peserte ketige yang pertame. Ape lagi berdebar-debarlah depa orang ni. Kawan yang nombor satu mule la merungut. (bace ayat seterusnya kene ikut loghat terengganu!)
"Baru je sapa sini, letih tok hilang lagi doh bale baru sapa pulok". Sampuk pulak kawan yang kedue, "Mapuh kite kalu lagu ni. Aku doh kecut perut ni ."
Dan bersuare la pulak kawan yang ketige dengan berlagak macho seraye berkate "Mu nok takut bende gok awang eh. Kalu die tanye, mu jawap je la. Kalu mu tak tahu, mu bahang gi la jawap bende pun . Janji mu jawap. Doh hok mu due ekor ni takut sangat bak pe. Bukang nye tukang interbiuw tu nok makang mu".
"Cee mu tengok aku nih, rilek je. Siap buleh control macho lagi". Tibe mase yang ditunggu-tunggu, make name kawang kite yang pertame ni pun dipanggil. Dalam 15 minit kemudian, kawang yang pertame ni pun keluarlah. Ape lagi macam kera kene belacan la kawan nombor due ni dok tanye ape soalan yang di tanye oleh tukang interbiuw tadi.
"Eh awang menatang bende tukang interbiuw tanye mu tadi". Kawan nombor satu tadi pun jawap, "Susoh jugok soalan die, tapi aku tok ingak dok bende yang die tanye tadi, tapi se je yang aku ingak die tanye, Pengerusi TNB yang baru siape name. Aku pung jawap lah Datuk Jamaluddin Jarjis".
Kawan nombor due pulak menyampuk "Ah sudoh aku tok reti nok sebuk name tu.Guane nih awang. Aku rase nok terkecing doh ni. Ah aku tulih kat tangan je la awang. Kalu die tanye senang le sikit aku nok jawak."
Pastu sampuk le pulak kawang nombor tige yang berlagak pandai ni, "Bak pe yang mu jadi bodo sangat nih. Jangan tulih kat tangang, nanti tukang interbiuw tu nampok mu tulih situ. Mu tulih kat getoh spenda (seluar dalam la tu) mu tu. Kalu die tanye, mu selok la sikit spenda mu, mu buat-buat la gatal kat perut. Pas tu mu kerling la sikit name Pengerusi TNB".
Ape lagi kawang nombor due suke la dengar idea bernas kawan die tu.Tapi die tak tak tahu yang kawang die nombor tige tu pun panik gak, sebab die pun tak tahu nak sebut macam mane.
Name kawan nombor due pun dipanggil. Dalam 20 minit kawan nombor due tak keluar-keluar lagi. Kawan yang nombor tige dah panik kenape kawan die tu tak keluar keluar lagi. 5 minit kemudian keluar la kawan nombor due ni dengan muke tersenyum. Kawan no. 3 pun tanye la, ape soalan yang keluar, jawap la kawan no 2 ni, Susoh jugok soalang die tapi soalang Pengerusi TNB tu aku buleh jawap, aku sempat selok spenda aku. Tukang interbiuw tok nampok aku selok tadi."
Aku pung sebenor nye tok tahu jugok nok sebut name Pengerusi TNB tu." Jawap lah kawang no 2 tadi."Mu tulih pade getoh spenda mu tu macang aku buat nih"
Kawan no 3 pulak jawap," Aku nok tulih macam mane aku tok pakai spenda".
Ape lagi kelam kabut le kawan kite.
Tibe-tibe kawan no 1 yang dari tadi berdiam diri tadi bagi idea. "Ape bende yang susoh sangat ni.
Awang, mu beri je spenda mu kat die kejap." Ape lagi bergegas la kawang-kawang ni pegi toilet untuk berpindah seluar dalam. Tak lame lepas tu name kawan no 3 ni pun di panggil. Dengan semangat berkobar-kobar dan rase confident yang amat sangat kawan kite ni masuk dalam bilk interbiuw tu.
Dalam 10 minit kawan nombor 3 ni keluar sambil tergaru-garu kepale dengan muke kepelikkan.
Kawan-kawan die yang luar ni tanye la kenape keluar awal sangat. Die menjawap, mase die jawap ahli panel tanye Name Pengerusi TNB, lepas tu die jawap la. Tak pasal-pasal semue ahli panel tergelak-gelak sampaikan ade yang mengalir-alir air mate tak tahan sangat. Pastu kawan-kawan ni tanye la, mase ahli panel ni tanye Name Pengerusi TNB tu, ape mu jawap.Dengan confident die bagitahu dengan kuat dan lantang " Datuk Calvin Klien".
Rupe-rupenye mase kawan-kawan ni berpindah seluar dalam tadi, kawan yang sorang ni dah terpakai terbalik rupenye yang belakang ke depan, yang depan ke belakang. Name Pengerusi TNB yang baru tu kat belakang, name jename spenda tu pulak kat depan.
Apalagi tergelak besarlah kawan-kawan yang due orang lagi tu. Sebagai pengajaran untuk anda semue jangan la cube menipu mase interbiuw nanti.Tak berkat .
Kebetulan pulak tige kawan kite ni adalah peserte ketige yang pertame. Ape lagi berdebar-debarlah depa orang ni. Kawan yang nombor satu mule la merungut. (bace ayat seterusnya kene ikut loghat terengganu!)
"Baru je sapa sini, letih tok hilang lagi doh bale baru sapa pulok". Sampuk pulak kawan yang kedue, "Mapuh kite kalu lagu ni. Aku doh kecut perut ni ."
Dan bersuare la pulak kawan yang ketige dengan berlagak macho seraye berkate "Mu nok takut bende gok awang eh. Kalu die tanye, mu jawap je la. Kalu mu tak tahu, mu bahang gi la jawap bende pun . Janji mu jawap. Doh hok mu due ekor ni takut sangat bak pe. Bukang nye tukang interbiuw tu nok makang mu".
"Cee mu tengok aku nih, rilek je. Siap buleh control macho lagi". Tibe mase yang ditunggu-tunggu, make name kawang kite yang pertame ni pun dipanggil. Dalam 15 minit kemudian, kawang yang pertame ni pun keluarlah. Ape lagi macam kera kene belacan la kawan nombor due ni dok tanye ape soalan yang di tanye oleh tukang interbiuw tadi.
"Eh awang menatang bende tukang interbiuw tanye mu tadi". Kawan nombor satu tadi pun jawap, "Susoh jugok soalan die, tapi aku tok ingak dok bende yang die tanye tadi, tapi se je yang aku ingak die tanye, Pengerusi TNB yang baru siape name. Aku pung jawap lah Datuk Jamaluddin Jarjis".
Kawan nombor due pulak menyampuk "Ah sudoh aku tok reti nok sebuk name tu.Guane nih awang. Aku rase nok terkecing doh ni. Ah aku tulih kat tangan je la awang. Kalu die tanye senang le sikit aku nok jawak."
Pastu sampuk le pulak kawang nombor tige yang berlagak pandai ni, "Bak pe yang mu jadi bodo sangat nih. Jangan tulih kat tangang, nanti tukang interbiuw tu nampok mu tulih situ. Mu tulih kat getoh spenda (seluar dalam la tu) mu tu. Kalu die tanye, mu selok la sikit spenda mu, mu buat-buat la gatal kat perut. Pas tu mu kerling la sikit name Pengerusi TNB".
Ape lagi kawang nombor due suke la dengar idea bernas kawan die tu.Tapi die tak tak tahu yang kawang die nombor tige tu pun panik gak, sebab die pun tak tahu nak sebut macam mane.
Name kawan nombor due pun dipanggil. Dalam 20 minit kawan nombor due tak keluar-keluar lagi. Kawan yang nombor tige dah panik kenape kawan die tu tak keluar keluar lagi. 5 minit kemudian keluar la kawan nombor due ni dengan muke tersenyum. Kawan no. 3 pun tanye la, ape soalan yang keluar, jawap la kawan no 2 ni, Susoh jugok soalang die tapi soalang Pengerusi TNB tu aku buleh jawap, aku sempat selok spenda aku. Tukang interbiuw tok nampok aku selok tadi."
Aku pung sebenor nye tok tahu jugok nok sebut name Pengerusi TNB tu." Jawap lah kawang no 2 tadi."Mu tulih pade getoh spenda mu tu macang aku buat nih"
Kawan no 3 pulak jawap," Aku nok tulih macam mane aku tok pakai spenda".
Ape lagi kelam kabut le kawan kite.
Tibe-tibe kawan no 1 yang dari tadi berdiam diri tadi bagi idea. "Ape bende yang susoh sangat ni.
Awang, mu beri je spenda mu kat die kejap." Ape lagi bergegas la kawang-kawang ni pegi toilet untuk berpindah seluar dalam. Tak lame lepas tu name kawan no 3 ni pun di panggil. Dengan semangat berkobar-kobar dan rase confident yang amat sangat kawan kite ni masuk dalam bilk interbiuw tu.
Dalam 10 minit kawan nombor 3 ni keluar sambil tergaru-garu kepale dengan muke kepelikkan.
Kawan-kawan die yang luar ni tanye la kenape keluar awal sangat. Die menjawap, mase die jawap ahli panel tanye Name Pengerusi TNB, lepas tu die jawap la. Tak pasal-pasal semue ahli panel tergelak-gelak sampaikan ade yang mengalir-alir air mate tak tahan sangat. Pastu kawan-kawan ni tanye la, mase ahli panel ni tanye Name Pengerusi TNB tu, ape mu jawap.Dengan confident die bagitahu dengan kuat dan lantang " Datuk Calvin Klien".
Rupe-rupenye mase kawan-kawan ni berpindah seluar dalam tadi, kawan yang sorang ni dah terpakai terbalik rupenye yang belakang ke depan, yang depan ke belakang. Name Pengerusi TNB yang baru tu kat belakang, name jename spenda tu pulak kat depan.
Apalagi tergelak besarlah kawan-kawan yang due orang lagi tu. Sebagai pengajaran untuk anda semue jangan la cube menipu mase interbiuw nanti.Tak berkat .
Seloka pagi nie
Seorang pelancong dari Taiwan, pertama kali menjejakkan kakinya ke Malaysia. Ketika di KLIA, dia sampai ketempat untuk pengesahan kemasukkannya ke negara ini, iaitu Imegresen. Setelah menyerahkan pasportnya, pegawai Imegresen itu pun bertanya beberapa soalan kepadanya.
Pegawai : “Nama?”
Pelancong : “Pak Yu.”(sebutan dalam loghat Taiwan)
Pegawai Imegresen merasa amat marah dan menjerit, “FUCK YOU!, jangan main-main dengan saya. Sekarang sebutkan nama penuh kamu!”
Pelancong: “Pak Yu Tu.”
Pegawai : “Nama?”
Pelancong : “Pak Yu.”(sebutan dalam loghat Taiwan)
Pegawai Imegresen merasa amat marah dan menjerit, “FUCK YOU!, jangan main-main dengan saya. Sekarang sebutkan nama penuh kamu!”
Pelancong: “Pak Yu Tu.”
Window's story in the past...
Seorang pekerja baru yang bernama Syakir pening apabila bossnya suruh membuka Microsoft Excel. Godek punya godek , akhirnya dia membuka DOS.
“Hey! Saya minta kamu buka Excel kenapa pulak buka DOS…??” teriak boss dia.
“Gini boss, saya tak mau melanggar peraturan..” jawabnya. Si Boss kebingungan, dan bertanya, “Peraturan apa?”
Sambil menunjuk tulisan di dinding, Syakir membacanya. “This room is equipped with air conditioner, please do not open windows… Windows jer dah tak boleh apalagi Excel!
“Hey! Saya minta kamu buka Excel kenapa pulak buka DOS…??” teriak boss dia.
“Gini boss, saya tak mau melanggar peraturan..” jawabnya. Si Boss kebingungan, dan bertanya, “Peraturan apa?”
Sambil menunjuk tulisan di dinding, Syakir membacanya. “This room is equipped with air conditioner, please do not open windows… Windows jer dah tak boleh apalagi Excel!
Monday, 27 June 2011
Honour Trial
Trial Lawyer to Witness: Is it true that you accepted $25,000 as bribe money?
(a moment of silence)
Judge: Witness, please answer the question.
Witness: I'm sorry, Your Honour, I thought he was asking you.
Lion & Jokes
One day Lion summoned all the other animals in the jungle. "Eachof you must tell a joke," he said. "But if anyone fails to laugh, I'll kill the person who told it. Monkey, you go first."
Monkey began "Two men go into a bar . . ." When he delivered the punchline, everyone roared with laughter, except Tortoise. So Lion pounced on Monkey and killed him.
Next up was Elephant. He told hs joke and, again, everyone laughed except Tortoise. So Lion pounced on Elephant and kille him.
The animals were furious with Tortoise, but no-one dared to move.
Tiger began his joke, but when he was about one sentence in, Tortoise suddenly rolled over and began kicking his feet in the air, giggling his head off.
"What's wrong with you" roared an irate Lion. "Tiger isn't even finished with his gag yet!"
"I'm sorry," said Tortoise, gasping between laughs, "but Monkey's joke was simply too funny!
Sunday, 26 June 2011
Saturday, 25 June 2011
Lensa Sabtu
1. Agong pergi masjid... (biasalah tu... kalau tak pergi yang tak patut..)
2. Anak Singa nie pun famous....
3. Tanam Anggur pun best nie... tak payah tanam jagung lagi... hehehehe
4. Pergi Haji...(sapa dapat panggilan tahun nie... cecite?)
5. Jadi ayam katek pun boleh masuk surat khabar, ish ish ish..
Liposuction atau conventional.... Sila undi
* Mozac87 Club tak de kena mengena dengan produk nie... gambar cuma hiasan...!!!
Perhatian untuk Dee Zurhan & Mateng...
Perhatian kepada Mateng & Dee Zurhan... Kita orang tak larat nak tunggu kalau kau orang buat macam mamat nie sebab waktu tu mungkin ramai yang sedang kena soal... HEHEHEHEHE
Genie....
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss were on their way to a lunch meeting. In the taxi, they found a lamp. The boss rubbed it, and a genie appeared. ''I'll grant you one wish each,'' the genie said.
Grabbing the lamp from his boss, the eager senior manager shouted, ''I want to be on a fast boat in the Bahamas with no worries.'' And, poof, he was gone.
The junior manager couldn't keep quiet. He shouted, ''I want to be in California, with beautiful girls, food and cocktails.'' And, poof, he was gone.
Finally, it was the boss's turn. ''I want those idiots back in the office after lunch.''
Questions
A boy comes home from school and asks his father, "Hey Dad, what's the capital of China?" His dad answers, "I don't know, son."
The boy then asks, "Where was the Magna Carta signed?" But the father doesn't know.
The boy went on. "What year did the Titanic sink?" He gets the same reply.
And the father replies, "No, son. If you don't ask questions, you won't ever learn anything."
The boy then asks, "Where was the Magna Carta signed?" But the father doesn't know.
The boy went on. "What year did the Titanic sink?" He gets the same reply.
Finally, the boy says, "Dad, you don't mind me asking all these questions, do you?"
And the father replies, "No, son. If you don't ask questions, you won't ever learn anything."
Berapa Umur Ayah Anda...
Didalam satu program kanak-kanak, pengacara itu bertanya kepada seorang Kanak-kanak bernama Abu...
Pengacara : "Siapa nama kamu"
Abu : " Abu bin Ali"
Pengacara : "Umur anda berapa tahun?"
Abu : 8 tahun...
Pengacara : "Berapa pula umur ayah kamu?"
Abu : "8 tahun juga..."
Pengacara : "...........??????........; bagaimana pula begitu?"
Abu : Kerana saya anak sulong dan beliau bergelar ayah semenjak saya dilahirkan...
Pengacara : #@*........?/!
Tip mencari isteri yang hilang sewaktu membeli belah...
Tatkala Amat sedang membeli belah di KLCC, beliau ternampak seorang gadis yang cantik dan mempunyai potongan badan yang menarik. Beliau menghampiri gadis tersebut dan bertanya…. “Saya sedang mencari isteri saya yang entah kemana perginya….. Boleh tak saudari berbual dengan saya sebentar…?” Tanya Amat kepada gadis tersebut…
Gadis tersebut agak bingung dengan permintaan Amat , lantas menjawab ….” Hmmmm , kenapa pula perlu berbual dengan saya?”…
Amat menjawab:”Kerana setiap kali saya berbual dengan wanita yang mempunyai potongan seperti saudari, pasti isteri saya akan tiba-tiba muncul entah dari mana…!”
Friday, 24 June 2011
Khidmat Doktor Pakar Di Hospital Dan Klinik Kerajaan Masih Perlu Ditambah
Jumaat Jun 24, 2011
SEREMBAN: Khidmat doktor pakar dalam pelbagai bidang perubatan di hospital dan klinik kerajaan masih perlu ditambah dalam memberi khidmat rawatan terbaik kepada penduduk negara ini.
Ketua Pengarah Kesihatan Datuk Dr Hasan Abd Rahman berkata isu kekurangan doktor pakar di negara ini bukan isu baru tetapi hingga kini kekurangan itu belum dapat diisi sepenuhnya.
"Setakat ini kita mempunyai 186 doktor pakar dan kita masih memerlukan banyak lagi doktor pakar. Sebab itulah kita melatih dan menggalakkan lagi doktor kita untuk menjadi pakar," katanya kepada pemberita selepas mewakili Timbalan Menteri Kesihatan Datuk Rosnah Abdul Rashid Sirlin merasmikan Persidangan Saintifik Pakar Perubatan Keluarga Malaysia ke-15 di sini Jumaat.
Beliau berkata kementeriannya telah melakukan pelbagai perkara untuk menangani kekurangan itu termasuk mendapatkan khidmat doktor pakar dari luar negara yang diambil secara kontrak.
Katanya terdapat dua kategori doktor pakar dari luar negara iaitu doktor pakar di kalangan rakyat Malaysia di luar negara yang digalakkan untuk balik berkhidmat di Malaysia dan doktor pakar asing yang diambil secara kontrak.
Sementara itu, Dr Hassan berkata kerajaan menyediakan banyak kemudahan bagi orang ramai untuk mendapatkan khidmat rawatan kesihatan seperti di hospital dan klinik kesihatan.
"Tapi orang awam ini, bila ditanya dia nampak hospital sahaja. Bila dia sakit saja, dia mahu pergi hospital, sedangkan kita mempunyai 808 buah klinik kesihatan, 1,906 buah klinik desa dan 6,000 klinik swasta di seluruh negara yang turut menempatkan doktor pakar dan terdapat 136 hospital kerajaan dan 237 hospital swasta di negara ini.
"Oleh itu, apabila seseorang itu sakit, mereka adalah digalakkan supaya pergi ke klinik kesihatan ini, melainkan jika cedera parah dan sakit tenat. Malah kini terdapat 31 klinik kesihatan ini yang terdapat di bandar memberi khidmat sehingga 9.30 malam," katanya.
Persidangan empat hari anjuran Persatuan Pakar-Pakar Perubatan Keluarga Malaysia (FMS) disertai seramai 450 peserta termasuk dari luar negara.- BERNAMA
Rainforest World Music Festival
The Rainforest World Music Festival is a unique festival that brings together on the same stage renowned world musicians from all continents and indigenous musicians from the interiors of the mythical island of Borneo.
ProgrammeWith a line-up of 18 international bands and 2 Malaysian bands playing a diverse range of world genres, the festival is featuring 7 different acts per night over 3 nights.
WorkshopsIts formula of afternoon informative workshops, ethno-musical lectures, jamming sessions and mini concerts, followed by evening performances on the main stage has proven to be a hit, with the audience, who come from near and far.
Food & Village MartThe Food & Village Mart is filled with local crafts, souvenir items and international food and drinks. More than 30 stalls with an array of crafts, souvenirs and food and beverage within the region.
RWMF StoreThe RWMf store is filled with RWMF merchandize. Grab yourself a souvenir t-shirt or your favourite artist CD – you can even get it signed if you want by them at the CD signings that are scheduled.
Festival of ethnic music from all over the world
Venue : sarawak Cultural Village, Kuching, Sarawak
Date : 8-10 July 2011
Time : 10am - 12am
Website : rainforestmusic-borneo.com
Ticket sold at: Chambers Music, 3rd Floor Sg Wang Plaza, KL
Ticket Price: RM110/day, RM300/3days
Nissan Grand Livina Facelift DilancarkanTan Chong Motors telah melancarkan Nissan Grand Livina 'facelift' sempena kejayaan jualan model ini paling laris di Malaysia .
Model 1.6 liter diberikan nafas baru dengan rekabentuk 'smoke plated' dan model 1.8 liter pula diberi penambahan gril 'chrome' sepenuhnya.
Ruangan dalaman pula lebih berbentuk sportif sebagai tarikan kepada generasi muda untuk memiliki model 'facelifted' ini.
Model 1.6 liter dan 1.8 liter ini didatangkan dengan enjin HR16DE (105hp dan 150Nm tork) dan enjin MR18DE dengan transmisi CVTC (126 hp dan 174Nm tork).
Harga jualan (termasuk insuran) bagi model 1.6MT adalah RM 86,800 dan RM 89,800 bagi model 1.6AT dan 1.8AT.
Top 10 Ways To Handle Stress
1. Jam 39 tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.
2. Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa.
3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
4. When someone says, “Have a nice day,” say you have other plans.
5. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
6. Forget the Diet Center and send yourself a candygram.
7. Make a list of things to do that you’ve already done.
8. Dance naked in front of your pets.
9. Put your toddler’s clothes on backwards and send him off to preschool as if nothing were wrong.
10. Retaliate for tax woes by filling out your tax forms with Roman Numerals.
2. Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa.
3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
4. When someone says, “Have a nice day,” say you have other plans.
5. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
6. Forget the Diet Center and send yourself a candygram.
7. Make a list of things to do that you’ve already done.
8. Dance naked in front of your pets.
9. Put your toddler’s clothes on backwards and send him off to preschool as if nothing were wrong.
10. Retaliate for tax woes by filling out your tax forms with Roman Numerals.
Lumrah kehidupan
1. Apabila anda hidup dalam kegelapan
Berdoa kepada Tuhan dan minta keluar dari kegelapan
Jika anda masih dalam kegelapan ... bayar bil TNB anda.
2. Apabila anda melihat seorang lelaki membuka pintu kereta untuk isterinya..
Anda boleh pasti salah satu...
Kereta baru atau isteri baru
3. Seorang pembeli marah-marah dan masuk ke dalam sebuah supermarket
Tuan Kedai: Mana ada hadiah free?
Pembeli : Ni ada tulis Cholesterol FREE!
4. If u need ADVICE, SMS ME,
If u need DARLING, CALL ME,
If u need HELP, E-MAIL ME,
IF U NEED MONEY, Nombor yang anda dail, tiada dalam perkhidmatan kami, TerimaKasih
Berdoa kepada Tuhan dan minta keluar dari kegelapan
Jika anda masih dalam kegelapan ... bayar bil TNB anda.
2. Apabila anda melihat seorang lelaki membuka pintu kereta untuk isterinya..
Anda boleh pasti salah satu...
Kereta baru atau isteri baru
3. Seorang pembeli marah-marah dan masuk ke dalam sebuah supermarket
Tuan Kedai: Mana ada hadiah free?
Pembeli : Ni ada tulis Cholesterol FREE!
4. If u need ADVICE, SMS ME,
If u need DARLING, CALL ME,
If u need HELP, E-MAIL ME,
IF U NEED MONEY, Nombor yang anda dail, tiada dalam perkhidmatan kami, TerimaKasih
Seven Eleven
Empat orang bakal ayah sedang menunggu kelahiran bayi mereka diruang rehat sebuah hospital. Kegelisahan jelas diriak muka mereka…
Seorang jururawat keluar dari bilik pembedahan lalu berkata kepada lelaki yang pertama, “Tahniah! Isteri Tuan selamat melahirkan anak kembar dua.”
“Kembar dua! Kebetulan pula, saya bekerja di menara berkembar Petronas,” kata lelaki yang pertama dengan riangnya.
Beberapa minit kemudian, seorang jururawat lain datang memberitahu kepada lelaki kedua, “Isteri Tuan selamat melahirkan bayi kembar tiga. Tahniah!”
“Apa? Kembar tiga! Saya bekerja dengan 3D Corporation, kata lelaki yang kedua.
Setengah jam kemudian, seorang jururawat memberitahu kepada lelaki ketiga, “Tahniah! Isteri Tuan selamat. Tuan dikurniakan anak kembar empat” kata jururawat itu dengan tenang.
“Kembar empat! Sungguh saya tak menduga kejadian ini, saya pula bekerja di Four Season Hotel,” kata lelaki ketiga dengan gembira.
Lelaki yang keempat mula mundar-mandir kegelisahan. Ketiga-tiga lelaki tadi berasa hairan melihat keadaan lelaki keempat itu. Mereka bertanya, “Apakah yang merunsingkan awak?”
Dengan perasaan gelisah dia menjawab “Saya bekerja di Seven Eleven.”
Seorang jururawat keluar dari bilik pembedahan lalu berkata kepada lelaki yang pertama, “Tahniah! Isteri Tuan selamat melahirkan anak kembar dua.”
“Kembar dua! Kebetulan pula, saya bekerja di menara berkembar Petronas,” kata lelaki yang pertama dengan riangnya.
Beberapa minit kemudian, seorang jururawat lain datang memberitahu kepada lelaki kedua, “Isteri Tuan selamat melahirkan bayi kembar tiga. Tahniah!”
“Apa? Kembar tiga! Saya bekerja dengan 3D Corporation, kata lelaki yang kedua.
Setengah jam kemudian, seorang jururawat memberitahu kepada lelaki ketiga, “Tahniah! Isteri Tuan selamat. Tuan dikurniakan anak kembar empat” kata jururawat itu dengan tenang.
“Kembar empat! Sungguh saya tak menduga kejadian ini, saya pula bekerja di Four Season Hotel,” kata lelaki ketiga dengan gembira.
Lelaki yang keempat mula mundar-mandir kegelisahan. Ketiga-tiga lelaki tadi berasa hairan melihat keadaan lelaki keempat itu. Mereka bertanya, “Apakah yang merunsingkan awak?”
Dengan perasaan gelisah dia menjawab “Saya bekerja di Seven Eleven.”
Thursday, 23 June 2011
747 Full of Lawyers
Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?
A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.
A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.
British Hospitals - True Stories No. 2
At the beginning of my shift, I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall.
'Big breaths,'. I instructed.
'Yes, they used to be,'. . ... replied the patient..
Submitted by Dr. Richard Barnes , St.Thomas's Bath
'Big breaths,'. I instructed.
'Yes, they used to be,'. . ... replied the patient..
Submitted by Dr. Richard Barnes , St.Thomas's Bath
British Hospitals - True Stories No. 1
A man dashes into the A&E dept. and yells . . . 'My wife's going to have her baby in the taxi'.
I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the taxi, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly after protests from the lady I noticed that there were several taxis - - - and I was in the wrong one.
Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald , St.. Andrews Hosp. Glasgow
I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the taxi, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly after protests from the lady I noticed that there were several taxis - - - and I was in the wrong one.
Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald , St.. Andrews Hosp. Glasgow
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